the Shemya informer - 25 Apr 1959 (page 3)
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LOST AND FOUND ---------------------------- LOST. FOUND. ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS. ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS. THEY ARE WELL MARKED WITH THEY ARE COMPLETELY COVERED WITH THE INITIALS, G. P. FINDER PEANUT BUTTER, AND THE INITIALS G. P. PLEASE RETURN TO T/C OF TRICK SEEN CLEARLY THROUGH THE MESS. TWO. REWARD IS OFFERED. W. R. G. P. ____________________________________________________________________________________________
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FUR SAIL: 1 (ONE) PR. (PAIR) OF HEAD SETS. PLS SEE G. P. ONE PIECE OF BREAD (NWA) GIVEN FREE. 4 SAIL; T ONE ROYAL REMING O TIPEWRYTER. PLECE SEA THA DEITOR OF THIS PAPER. E N ____________________________________________________________________________________________
WANTED TO BUY. 1 EZY 2 REDE BOOK OF WORDS. (DICKIONEY) NOTEYFIE THE EDITER OF THUS PAPER. ____________________________________________________________________________________________
LAST MINUTE FLASHES WHAT WELL KNOWN PFC IS GOING STEADY WITH THAT FIRST SGT. (SERVICE UNKNOWN) DUE TO THE FACT THAT NO FIRING OF ANY WEAPON WILL BE ALLOWED ON SHEMYA NWA RELUCTANTLY ANNOUNCES THAT THEY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO FURNISH CHICKENS DINNERS AT THE AIR FORCE MESSING FACILITIES. NEWS OF WORLS PIECE. A FAMOUNS MAINTENANCE NCO SOMETINME LAUGHING REFERRED TO AS FLASHING FRANK AND DAPPER DAN (JACK) MILLER HAVE NOW MADE UP. THEY WERE SEEN LAST NIGHT IN A FAMOUS NITE SPOT HAVING COCK-TAILS. TRANSPORTATION PROBLEM SOLVED. AFTER HIRING AN EFFICIENCY EXPERT FOR TWO WEEKS NWA WAS FINALLY ABLE TO HIT UPON AN EXCELLENT WAY OF GETTING THEIR CREWS SAFELY BACK TO THE BELOVED MAINLAND. THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY BY REEVES ALEUTIAN AIRLINES.
SPORTS . . . . . . . . . BY FUNK (NOT FREDDY) IT WAS LEARNED TODAY THAT TRICK ONE HAS JUST COMPLETED A BOWLING TOURNAMENT AT THE LOCAL ALLEY. THEY BOWLED A TOTAL OF SIX LINES BEFORE THEY REALIZED THE ALLEYS HAD BEEN TORN UP THE PREVIOUS WEEK. THIS CAN BE WELL UNDERSTOOD, AS IT WAS THEIR SECORN DAY OF BREAK. "MY TRICK IS STILL IN FIRST PLACE." SAYS FEGIE. (FINK) THEY STILL HAVEN'T ARRIVED TO WORK ON TIME IN THREE WEEKS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, FERG. _____________________________________________________________________________________________